Séamus Ó'nGearrchapaill Mór is the last pure native Irish speaker.
Preserved on his island cut off from the corrupting influence of modern society in an arcadian paradise
Seamus speaks an Ancient and obscure form of Gaelic which was the common tongue amongst his now extinct tribe.
We at The Association for The Promotion of The Speaking of The Irish Language (TAFTPOTSOTIL)believe it to be our sacred duty to protect Seamus form the corrupting influence of modern so called culture
Séamus Ó'nGearrchapaill Mór does not have access to foreign media or indeed any English language media of any kind.
Through careful stewardship we have ensured that Seamus has no knowledge of the English language
No knowledge at all, at all.